Aft Smell

If a lower arm is also a forearm, couldn’t an upper arm also be an aftarm? I say yes! In fact, aft and fore should be used more in casual language.

“Go to the aft of the line, please.”

“You spilled your drink all over my forepants!”

To be able to say “forepants” in an actual conversation is easily worth a spilled drink in my opinion.

Has anyone else had a smell get stuck in their nose? A smell that you know you shouldn’t be smelling because nothing near you could possibly emit that certain smell? I’ve had tuna in my nose all day. I’ve come to realize I greatly dislike the smell of tuna.

Comics will continue on a normal schedule through the next two weeks despite any holidays.